I will henceforth no longer have Fat Days. Any word with synonyms like abdominous, blubbery, chubby, corpulent, double-chinned, dumpy, fleshy, gross, jowly, obese, paunchy, potbellied, or pudgy has no place as a descriptor in my life. However, we all have days where we feel a little less svelte that normal, maybe a little softer around the edges. So, from this point forth I am formally replacing Fat Days with Voluptuous Days. I feel much more positively towards synonyms like bosomy, buxom, curvaceous, epicurean, indulgent, juicy, luscious, luxurious, red-hot, sexy, shapely, sonsie, sybaritic, toothsome, and well-endowed. So from now on when I wake up on one of those days where my jeans just don't want to button, my top is harboring a bit extra muffin, and I just can't seem to get over the idea that I may be harboring the beginnings of jowls and a double chin, I will label it a Voluptuous Day, and act accordingly, by channeling my inner Christina Hendricks.
Sincerely,
Claire
If mother nature didn't like curves she would have made the world flat. <3
Okay, yeah, so the last one is my roomie and I, having a voluptuous moment in my case - looking adorable and svelte as always in her case. But seriously, how could you NOT want to look like Christina Hendricks?
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