And all this time I thought Oompa-Loompas were fictional....

And all this time I thought Oompa-Loompas were fictional... it turns out they're not only real but speak in thick Scottish accents and are significantly more crude than I expected.

So I needed a few things for my flat, and headed out shopping with some other girls who live in my complex. We saw a very orange man with a green wig walking down the street we were on. I made some comment about not having known about the Oompa-Loompa population in Scotland, only to turn the corner and see a large group of moderately intoxicated Oompa-Loompas outside a bar. We asked if we could take a picture and they said I should get in it, I didn't think much of it until one of them picked me up. In case you can't tell from the picture I was a little shocked. Not quite what I expected out of the afternoon to say the least.